[	Tags	|	life, stories	]
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• Was referred to the hospital for all the cramping/bloating/gurgly stomach after everything i eat. I am noe an IBS sufferer. Yay. Bring on the diet changes of hell.
• Just over 2,400 words on Pay Close Attention. I'm at the library kiss scene and a little stuck. I can't decide on what kind of kiss it should be. Sweet? Intense? Angry? Ugh.
• I have also started a new story, about 3,300 words in. Another cliche story (i'm going to run out of cliches to write soon!) but i want to get a couple of chapters into it before i post it as i don't want it to end up like Hole in the Sky has.
• University is a bitch. Can't wait for the summer holidays. 

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I found this on someone's fictionpress profile and wanted to share it as i found this pretty amusing.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

I'm going to be away from Thursday-Saturday as i'm going to be heading up country for a friend's 22nd Birthday (It's going to be a superhero themed gig....which should be pretty interesting.). I think i might even put up some photos of it when i get the chance, though i will friend-lock it. And yes, that means you get to see what i actually look like...in a red cape.

[	Tags	|	fiction, one shot, original, reason number one hundred and sixty seve	]
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Title: Reason number one hundred and sixty seven
Fandom: Original
Disclaimer: I am the creator and the storyteller. This piece of fiction is made purely for the enjoyment of writing it and for the readers who choose to read it.
Rating: R
Warning: Reader discretion is advised. This piece of fiction will have homosexual pairings i.e. pretty boys who are in relationships with other pretty boys. Homophobes have been warned; flames will be used for toasting marshmallows and pretzels.
Summary: Cody realised that he might quite possibly be in love with Spencer. No, scratch that. He was most definitely in love with Spencer. Which is probably why it took about four times to dump the uncooporative bastard.

So, everyone can guess the next chapter will have the first of the Library kisses in Pay Close Attention. Whilst i'm debating on how that will go, aomeone on Aff commented about delving into their past and how they met.

I hadn't actually thought that much into it other than them being enemies before the drunken!sex. I think i might use this chapter to give them a bit of a history, maybe how they met or what exactly sparked off their dislike for each other.

Hmmmm...